funny jokes by albert einstein

I made this for English project, I think some people might appreciate it, considering Alby was such a great man! I forget the song title, but its by Pink Floyd. XD

Albert goes to his company picnic very excited for things to turn out not as planned.

, viral, electromagnetic energy, pesticides, etc. To sum things up, if the bees parish, there will be famine! "If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man." --- Albert Einstein DISCLAIMER: RedPill4u does not own this video footage, it belongs to their respective owners under the Fair Use policy and terms. ... nwo 60 minutes bees disappearing environmental ...

fure de fatatas. En una oficina: ¿Su nombre? Pepepedro pepeperez. ¿Es usted tartamudo? No, mi padre si, y el de el registro un imbecil. -Estás gorda, eh -Sí, como una tapia ¡Oye! ¿cual es tu nombre de pila? - Energizer - -Pues no veas Albert Einstein era muy listo pero tambien feo de cojones. -Para feo feo, su hermano Frank. ¿Que pasa, que tu eres de la Real Academia de la Lengua? - No, pero como si lo seriese. ¿Sabes cual es la sal que peor huele? "La sal pargatas" ¿De que color es un chino ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? ASK ALBERT EINSTEIN!

RickRoll'd OMG OMG OMG OVER 10 MILLION RICKROLL'd! http://tinyurl.com/642wu3 Click for information on the origin of the rickroll, and other facts!

Put Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams in a movie about a time traveling librarian and you've got a recipe for, well, something in The Time Traveler's Wife. Bana plays Henry DeTamble, a librarian with a bizarre genetic quirk. He's been given the power by his unusual genes to do something never before thought possible--travel through time. And given the myriad of questions such a power could raise, this one focuses on just one question: how does it affect his marriage? Check out the trailer. Albert ...

Something is killing off a massive amount of bees and no one is explaining why, other than calling it Colony Collapse Disorder. Will this acronym qualify the bees to get a drug prescription? With all jokes aside, the elite are planning for 80% of us to be wiped off the Earth. Can the bees disappearing be engineered? Don't believe me? Watch Endgame at Google Video or visit infowars dot com. Some of the causes stated are disease, environmental, viral, electromagnetic energy, pesticides, etc. To sum things up, if the bees parish, there will be famine! "If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four...